1.Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday?Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow
2.What falls but never breaks? What breaks but never falls?Night and Day!
3.Wat is black when u buy it, red when u use it, and gray when u throw it away?
4.Woman shoots her husband, holds him underwater for 5minutes, and finally hangs him. They were seen five minutes later. How is it possible
The woman was a photographer, took a picture, developed it, and hung it up.

5.The word candy can be spelled in two letters. C and Y
6.Name an English word of more than 2 letters that both begins and ends with the letters “he” in that order. There are two possible answers. “hehe” is not acceptable. haha! Headache or Heartache.

7.Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. Coffin
8.Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not. Counterfeit money
9.Why is six afraid of sevenBecause seven eight nine
10.Johnny’s mother had three children. The first was April, the second was May. What was the name of her third child?.Johnny
11.Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?Because he is still living
12.There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible?They were married
13.That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he didn’t have a brother. Who is lying?The accountant was his sister
14.A man and his son were in an automobile accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The emergency room surgeon said “I can’t operate, that’s my son!” How is this possible?The mother was the surgeon.

15.Forewards it is heavy, backwards it is notTon
16.The more you feed it, The more it grows high,But if you give it water
It shall quickly DieFire
17.The Begining of eternity, the end of space, the begining of every end,
The end of every place.The letter E
18.What starts with P, ends with E, and has thousands of letters in it?…Post Office
19.Ten copycats were sitting on a bridge. One jumped off, how many were left?None they were copycats
20.What state is inside another state?Arkansas
21.What state is full of color?Colorado
22.What state has 2,000 pounds of dirty laundry?Washington
23.What state makes you feel bad?Misouri
24.What am I? I am the only thing that always tells the truth. I show off everything that I see. I come in all shapes and sizes. So tell me what I must be.Mirror
25.What are two things you cannot eat for supperBreakfast and lunch
26.What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lotshoe
27.What is black and white and read all overnewspaper
28.What word looks the same upside down and backwardsSwims
29.Have you heard the saying what goes up must come down? Well what goes up and never goes downYour age
30.What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly Incorrectly
31.What runs around a house but doesn’t moveFence
32.Do you know why orange juice is so smart?it concentrates
33.What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth withchair, bed, toothbrush
34.A railroad crossing, look for the cars. Can you spell all that without any R’sAll that
35.Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?your father
36.Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?a barber
37.Which moves faster: heat or cold?anybody can catch a cold
38.What’s the difference between here and therethe letter T
39.What won’t break if you throw it off the highest building in the world, but will break if you place it in the oceantissue
40.What runs but cannot walkwater
41.What one word has the most letters in italphabet
42.What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hourletter M
43.What kind of room has no windows or doorsMushroom
44.What kind of nut has no shelldoughnut
45.What kind of coat can be put on only when wetA coat of paint
46.What has to be broken before it can be usedegg
47.What has no beginning, end or middledoughnut
48.What goes up and down without moving..stairs
49.What do you serve that you cannot eattennis ball
50.What do the numbers 11, 69, and 88